Benny's world

Ben is a blokes bloke. When he is older his mates are going to be called Wazza and Shazza. People will probably call him Ricko. How do I know he will be like this? Because already at three he has taken to shortening peoples names. This means he now ONLY calls Matthew..........Maff! And Ryan is Ry and Barkley is Bark. And well he is a bit confused about Eli coz his name has already been shortened!